Musk Creates Social Media Ownership Template for Kanye to Emulate

In a master class of self absorption and obliviousness to the concept of cause>effect, Elon Musk has created the surefire template for super rich, God-complex megalomaniacs everywhere to emulate with their personal sandbox social media platforms.

Ye, The artist formerly known as Kanye West, recently agreed to buy the social media company, Parlor, following his temporary lockout from Twitter for anti-Semitic remarks. Elon Musk, following his months long battle to not buy Twitter, has recently taken his possession of the company and wasted no time signaling what his “management style” in overseeing the complete obliteration of $44 Billion dollars looks like.

Ye, take notes.

Musk opened his ownership tenure with demanding arbitrary, across the board cuts to personnel and requiring those cuts be in before the 11/1/2022 date, the date which employees were scheduled to receive stock grants as part of their compensation. A move guaranteed to create a less-than-fantastic workplace.

Musk was quick to assure his newly owned company’s only important revenue stream, advertisers, should feel comfortable in maintaining their relationship with Twitter. Promising there would be no free-for-all hellscape in his oversight of the demise of a once promising social media platform. No. Instead there would be a sharp decline overseen by the clearly clueless Godking himself.

Musk has made it clear, he is all-powerful on this sinking ship. For now, merely present your case to the emperor, kiss his ring, and he may decide in favor of your request. He might not. Reliable rules are for Plebs. Who needs a TOS?

Troll with the trolls. Everything about this is super hilarious.

We just laughed and laughed.

Elon Musk proved he is a man of the people, well…a God walking among the people. Willing to take advice on how to build out Twitter from literally anyone on Twitter. Everyone’s advice is valid and worthy of consideration if it sounds cool. Which succeeds in signaling Musk has no plan. It may not be that he doesn’t know what he’s doing, but that he simply doesn’t care that much. Musk enforces his disdain for his acquisition by mocking his own company…repeatedly.

What’s the point of god-level trolling, if you can’t enact a high-profile troll, with misinformation on your own platform? Worth every penny. Pay attention Ye.