OLD WHITE RICH DUDES STAGE HARDCORE REPUBLICAN PORN SCENE IN ROSE GARDEN

You’d think that in this age of extra sensitivity to the offense women would rightfully take to overt misconduct, such a brazen display of Republican circle-jerking could not be possible.  But to expect that, is to miss the message entirely.  It’s not, “Fuck women,” no no no!  This obscene presidential & congressional photo shoot proudly declared, “Fuck everyone!”

Republican porn veteran Mitch “Gobbler Chin” McConnell played second diddler to the Star, Golden Donnie Trump, in the opening scene of this jizzcash extravaganza.  Mitch’s expertly delivered foreplay-dirty talk is an instant classic.

“You’ve ended the over-regulation of the American economy, and that coupled with what we did last night and what the House finished this morning means America is going to start growing again,” McConnell said. “Thank you Mr. President for all you’re doing.”

..and couple they did.  Mitch with a roll of hundreds in his slobbering mouth.

Exciting, fresh faced, bottom-boy, Paul Ryan made a noteworthy cameo in his introduction of the new word, “exquisite,” into Trump’s limited vocabulary.  A word sure to make an appearance here on out,  somewhere between, “very, very, very…,” and, “over a period of time.”

Exquisite presidential leadership.

The real money shot was provided by the Octogenarian Fluffer, Orrin Hatch, with his declaration that Trump was, “perhaps the best President ever,” to the visible delight of Donnie Trump, as the ensemble shot their loads into wads and wads of cash.

This first offering by the arousing, new franchise is set with two follow up jizzcash productions:

“Children Don’t Need Health Insurance,” and, “DACA?  Fuck You Too”.

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